Darth Vader (or as we like to call him "Dear Lord Vader") is misunderstood!

Though insurgent Rebel Scum have destroyed his glorious Peace Globe, our
Dear Lord Vader is undeterred in his quest to cleanse the galaxy of the
Jedi scourge.

His Esteemed Darthness invites you to join us on the
Star Destroyer Enduring Freedom to witness firsthand as the vile
criminal Luke Skywalker and his Galactic Terrorists are routed from
their stronghold on the ice-planet Hoth and stripped bare of all
defenses to expose the naked truth of their brazen lawlessness. Fear
not– you will be in no danger as the Imperial Protector Troupes will
defend you from Flirtatious Furballs, Busty Muppets, and all manner of
Raunchy Rebels. Also, special guest appearance by celebrity bounty
hunter BOBA FETT, and Dear Lord Vader makes an important announcement
about his chosen (and surely most worthy) successor.

Ages 18 and over only.

Duration: approximately 60 minutes.